ASDFADSDADFG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MY LITTLE THOUGHTS FROM EARLIER.
Remember those pictures of Amy from the MOMA event a few weeks back? Where she looked like a really hot/sexy vamp?
All I could think of was making a gender swap post for Labyrinth, and how she’d be such an awesome female!Jareth and aadslfknalkdfn. IT IS SO PERFECT, OK. Bar the accent, the character is perfect for her. The humour, the subtle drama, the faces. YOU. GUYS. NEVER MIND THE SINGING, I JUST WANT TO SEE HER AS THIS ROLE. The moment I saw those pictures, all I want is for Amy to star in a semi-dark fantasy movie where she plays the evil villain.
I can’t think of an actor for the kid, but. Hm. Well, if female Jareth has an american accent, let’s make male!Sarah a british boy.
YOU KNOW WHAT, IF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WERE A LOT YOUNGER, I’D TOTALLY HAVE PICKED HIM.
UNG, SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THIS.
Sarah: You’re him, aren’t you? You’re the Goblin King! I want my brother back, please, if it’s all the same.
Jareth: What’s said is said.
Sarah: But, I didn’t mean it.
Jareth: Oh, you didn’t?
I will repeat it again, Jennifer Connelly, you may be doing your best to put this movie behind you and forget it but your own husband shows it to your kids and they all love it.
And may I just also say that your husband is Paul Bettany. An englishman. Who looks like this:
NEVER GONNA HIDE FROM ITTTTT
lol omg what.
OH MY GOD.