applebright:

HELLO. IT IS GALENTINES DAY.

on this momentous occasion i will take a break from netflix and i will make this post which is sure to be frustrating because of this new interface that my computer is allergic to

(that is the most romantic thing i will ever say to anyone, please cherish it)

i follow a ton of people and the overwhelming majority of those people are ladies, so i decided to attempt to categorize my love.  which is not at all scientific.  

some of you fall into multiple categories, and i haven’t eaten like all day so if you are not on here a) i forgot because i am a hungry spaced out idiot, or b) couldn’t think of your name immediately when i saw your URL which means i felt awkward putting you on here in case i screwed up, c) let’s chat more often!!  i would like to say thank you to EVERYONE, mutual follows or not, for being my snarky little virtual family.  thanks for putting the “ERNET” in “INTERNET FRIENDS”.  no wait, that’s not right-

you are all ladies with one very special thing in common.  that thing is me.

JUST KIDDING, THAT THING IS THAT YOU ARE ALL SO AWESOME I HAD TO SIFT THROUGH THE DAUNTINGLY DANK DREGS OF THE INTERNET (tumblr tracked tags) (too much alliteration i know i will cease and desist) TO FIND YOU AND LATCH ONTO YOUR TALL AND/OR SHORT FRAMES LIKE A HUMAN SUCTION CUP, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO

ladies i met(/*am meeting) in person this year who i adore
claire brynne allison meg dana jess tegan rachel jenn deb sammie mariah*

ladies i talk to all the time about anything and everything
emma kat aly maria ellie mia cat sara ellie rachna fee mileva 

ladies i don’t know how to categorize without mentioning i loved them from afar for a creepy amount of time
basia diana rebecca regina kristen kyser camille nayali

ladies who are big dumb idiots who love comedy and make me love comedy
alexa jordanna natalie kali ingrid caitlin chelsea erin kasie erin jen caitlin stacy lia liz lieke hayley fer

ladies so thoughtful they make me feel like an emotional unibomber
dayln erin lara quinn isabella jess annie hannah sara june jackie adrienne evie jenna raquel angie hayley kayleigh sara sandra

ladies who might some day murder me (with love) (or with murder) (maybe a combo)
val claudine lindsay grace anna ilona k maura rhiannon nancy alice sam lindsey brenna amber autumn daniella 

ladies who are rambly tagging neurotic balls of intellectual insanity (i promise that is a compliment) (think smart n nuts)
isabel ambre samwell beth ally peyton elyssa jessica natasha leah quiniva emma kayla asmaa sophia ljubica faith ash

ladies i can only think to categorize as ‘witty as fuck’ 
latoya kate mariel robin paige julie gillian

ladies i recently started following who i sense will become besties
joha jess dani viktorija sylvia emma lauren beth

ladies who are actual angels sent from above aka you are all so wonderful and kind i want to open palm slap you and watch a “go directly to hell” ticket drop from the heavens
ha kathleen taylor jenny caroline heath laura katrina lauren elena

ladies who are named heather who are elderly women deep inside
heather heather 

my honourary ladies because i’m not making anything like this for the next 700 years and i heart these dudes
chandler adam justin connor josh

Chris: Hey, you guys, let’s all have dinner together. The more the merrier!
Ben: Great!
Leslie: Great!

flagaphile:

I WARNED YOU SARA

You see, we have not been able to keep a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor for more than a year since I refused the post to Lord Voldemort.

For a while, it seemed to work. At least they had seen one another. Things were going along first-rate.

Pretty much my favourite commercial ever ft. ladies taking nobody’s bullshit (x)

Where is the boy?

nudityandnerdery:

old-trenchy:

Since 2008, Adam Savage has been wandering San Diego Comic-Con in costume for keen-eyed fans to find him.

Photos courtesy of Discovery.com

Adam Savage was Hellboy one year? Seriously, if the dude wasn’t already one of my heroes…

blowncovers:

Harry Bliss submitted this sketch in 1997 in response to Mayor Giuliani’s reluctance to investigate the police who tortured Haitian immigrant Abner Louima — but, unfortunately, this picture stands the test of time and still resonates clearly today. [excerpted from Blown Covers]